WetHeads - Piss Play 101

Alot of guys have emailed and told me they are new to the ws scene and asked me for beginners' tips, tricks, do's & don'ts, etc...
Here's my dilemma in answering such requests: Watersports are a very different experience for everyone... and everyone has his own tips, tricks, do's & don'ts and level of "play" that turns him on.

I call myself a WetHead...  and my "tips, tricks, and do's & don'ts" are expressly my personal opinion and what worked for me when I came out of the "Water Closet" so to speak, heh heh... also what works for me now and what turns me on...

DIETARY CONSIDERATIONS:

Your diet most definitely affects the flavor or your piss:

For the newly anointed or kurious, keep this in the forefront of your mind. Piss can be VERY STRONG &/OR BITTER tasting based on what you consume. Even I, being the WetHead that I am, cannot tolerate playing with very strong piss. Basically, the clearer your piss is, the less flavor it will have... The darker your piss is the stronger tasting it is. It simply breaks down to what tastes good to you... Only you can answer that question.

Basic DietaryGuidlines as I've Experienced Them:

Dark green vegetables, such as asparagus, spinach, brussel sprouts, collard greens, etc, will make your piss bitter and very strong. Most cooked veggies tend to make your piss bitter... although I think it has alot to do with how you cook them... most people boil in water or fry them in oil... grill or bake them if you must cook them. Eat your veggies raw if possible - better for you anyway. Spices like oregano, curry, chili, make your piss unpalatable. Red Meats, fish/seafood, coffee, dark teas, dark sodas (Coca-Cola, Dr.Pepper, Pepsi, etc) will also make your piss kinda bitter. I've found that summer squash and zucchinis, radishes, and turnips, cooked or raw, also make my piss very bitter... artificial sweeteners (Equal, SweetNLow, etc) make your piss bitter...

Most lighter veggies (think salad ingredients - except for tomatoes which are highly acidic) &/or raw veggies, white meats, clear sodas (Sprite, Ginger Ale, or 7Up) have little or no effect on the strength or bitterness of your piss. Light teas (chamomile, earl grey, vanilla, etc ), and natural sugars make your piss a tad sweet, even adds a nice flavor, heh heh.

Hard Liquor makes  your piss very sugary-sweet - except tart liquors like gin which makes your piss taste like how dog-pissed-tree bark smells (in my opinion) but if that's to your taste... go for it. Beer makes your piss taste sweet, but not overly sweet (this is why most guys Tank Up on beer when they plan to play... Nice light flavor). Champagne, wine coolers, light beer or wine are perfect drinks with which to Tank Up.

For those of you who don't drink alcohol, drink lots of clear soda or water... Seltzer Water will make your piss bitter... Plain water is still the best option as it adds no additional flavors to your piss (and flushes you out faster).

Just remember that your intake is the same as your output...   i.e.: Consume junk = Piss junk, (to be crude).

Planned Wet Play: If  I bother to eat prior to a wet session,  I eat a light meal a couple of hours beforehand - This gives my body time to flush out the food byproduct and not affect the flavor of my piss. I then alternate between beer and water to Tank Up... The beer makes me NEED to piss, the water makes sure I keep pissing for hours!

Unplanned Wet Play: No promises on the flavor... be ready for anything! heh heh... just keep in mind that I can piss over and over for hours on end... ;o)~

And yes I mean it when I say I can piss over and over for hours. I must be blessed with 5 gallon bladder or something! LOL! You wouldn't believe how long my piss clips really are! I have to edit them down to under  45seconds just so ya'll can download them quickly!

And for those of you who are thinking to email and ask me... I'll answer ya'll now:   My record for a single nonstop stream of piss is 1 minute and 36 seconds... 3 minutes ('round about) if I play the Squeeze & Squirt game... thirsty yet? ;o)~

GETTING STARTED

1. If  it turns you on to see it... then do it! Need I explain further?

2. Hesitations:  Newbies should start out pissing in the shower, 'cuz if you don't like it you can immediately rinse off and keep piss play a visual fantasy... but, I've not met a man yet who liked watching pissing dicks who didn't get off pissing on himself - LOL!  ay piss in the shower, I don't mean just down your leg or on the wall! Lean back against the tile or lay down and aim your piss all over your body and face!

3. Drinking Your Own: If you are gonna start drinking your piss, then take into consideration your dietary habit. Drink alot of fluids, but waste (sigh...) the first load of piss in the toilet as it will probably be too strong for the newly anointed WetHead to drink. Morning piss is usually way too strong for newbies  - and I should state here that the so-called medical experts don't agree whether it's healthful or harmful to drink your morning piss. Some say that your body loses alot of vitamins in that first piss that you could drink and absorb. Others say that there is too much harmful bacteria in morning piss and you risk making yourself sick... In the end, it's your choice.

4. Recycling: The information taught to die-hard campers, the military, etc is this... Drinking your piss is a basic survival tactic when stranded in the middle of nowhere without water....However, general consensus among the medical community is that recycling more than twice can make piss toxic and harmful to your body. Whether you are playing solo or with an other person(s), keep this in mind.

CAUTIONS:
Do not drink and recycle continually without replenishing the source (i.e.: keep drinking liquids) - Recycling more than twice and urine can become toxic.
Do not consume too much liquid in an effort to tank up - You may get water poisoning (yes, it can happen) and your organs may shut down.

The jury is still out on whether piss play is a contributing cause to HIV. Some experts say 'yes', most say 'no'... Those who say 'no' state that as long as you don't have ulcers or bleeding gums, then pissplay is safe because urine is sterile. The others say that any fluid exchange is a risk... like we didn't know that, duh! Anyway, know the medical status of the person you are about to play with and be sure that person knows your status. If you are going to play with others, you must decide what your limits are and make sure your partner respects your limits. If you are in a relationship, same goes... know each other's limits and status. Adjust your play accordingly. And remember that whoever that person is, lover, fuckbud, or just a trick, if that person doesn't respect your limits, then that person doesn't respect you... and that person isn't worth your time.

ETIQUETTE - Only one rule to know... as far as I'm concerned.

1. RESPECT. Never Judge, Mock, or Assume: simple enough eh?